...until today. I stayed home sick, and was shocked to discover that if one doesn't store up an adequate supply of DVR recordings (Tivo to some) you will be bored bored bored. Don't let this happen to you! If you haven't adequately prepared a fantastic set of pre-recorded tasteful and hilarious television you will be stuck with People's Court, Soap Operas and something I stumbled upon featuring Usher's comeback in which he talked about the battle with himself and his self expose on his upcoming album, all the while wearing leather gloves. I'm not going to lie. I learned some things. For example, now I know that if nursing doesn't work out, I am fully qualified to be a screenwriter for the 11:00am slot. Also, Usher's not as attractive as I thought when I was in highschool.
Let this be a lesson to you all. Please....please learn from my mistakes and not your own. There will come a day when you are trapped in your home. I just hope you have better TV to get you through it. Record, record, record! Let's be prepared, friends.
