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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Ode* to Kristen

*And by "ode," I mean list

Happy Birthday Kristen! My little sis drove down in Cali over her birthday and I was reminded of the many reasons that I love her.

1-She gets really excited to give blood. It's confusing. It's like she thinks phlebotomists are the tooth fairy. Only with blood. And no quarters. Or wings.

2-If you haven't sung in the car with Kristen, I feel like you've missed out on something quite exciting. It's like a mini show on wheels.

3-I can always count on candidness from Kristen. Like when I'm about to walk out the door and she asks me if I got ready, then I know for sure what she's thinking.

4-When we both lived at BYU she would bring me treats every time I picked her up from school, which turned out to be a lot of treats.

5-She plays Claire de Lune and my favorite Brahms Intermezzo quite exquisitely.

6-She really likes to model her life after laudatory public figures (ie: Dolly Parton).

7-She lets me read outloud to her my favorite parts of my favorite books, which I then rave about with great some breadth. Only 3 people let me do this.

8-What a perfect sister. Somebody give that girl a crown! Wait...wait...it's been done. Thank you city of North Ogden.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Personality Profiling

So at my dad's office they tend to do a lot of personality profiling, both in the hiring process and in the forming of teams. The latest test they've been using is the HBDI. This test is supposed to measure what part of your brain you use most and how it affects your thinking process (ie: analytical, interpersonal, etc.). It's pretty interesting, therefore, most of my family has also taken it. This way, when we secretly take over the world, we'll be able to work more effectively together. Unfortunately, there's not a free version on the web, but there ARE a couple other personality tests that I find to be enlightening.

MBTI Typeology Test - Or something like it.
Good interpretation of your Meyer's Brigg Score
Love Languages
Color Code


I spend a lot of my mental effort trying to understand people and their methods and motives, which is why these tests are so convenient. Why bother thinking for myself when multiple choice options can think for me? I know some people are bothered by personality tests because they feel they pigeon hole them, blah blah blah, but everybody concedes that you are more than just one color or a couple paragraphs.

Also, you may feel that love languages don't apply unless you are in a serious relationship, but I beg to differ. I think it can apply to really any relationship, familial, friendly, or romantic. I mean, imagine that co-worker you've been leaving notes for this past month. Every time she passes you she gives you a suspicious glance. Turns out, it's not that she thinks you're creepy, it's that she just needs a hug and you have been withholding! Words of affirmation don't do it for everyone, folks. Go give her a hug!

Oh, and if you put your personality profile in the comments box, I will certainly not complain! It will save me some time.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Mom, I finally learned to sew! and why I love proposition 8

Today in school we had a suture lab where we practiced sewing stiches on pigs' feet. Once you get over the slight revulsion of the meat product that was in front of you, it was actually quite fun. In fact, I would now like to suture as many things as possible. And so I ask you, on a scale of 1-10, how much do you love healthcare?


If you answered between 8-10: You will put yourself in harm's way next time we are together so that when you have a hemorrhaging flesh wound I can sew it back together with the suture kit that I pledge to carry in my back pocket. Why is this a good indicator of how much you love healthcare? I'll tell you when I'm stitching you.


If you answered below 8: I'm frankly a little disappointed. There are only so many pigs' feet in this world to go around. You think about that next time you are eating a ham sandwich, and then ask yourself if you wouldn't rather have me practice stiching on YOU, rather than on this poor little swine.


My thoughts on Proposition 8: totally unrelated to above topic. It just so happens that I'm thinking about both topics right now. In fact they are so unrelated that it is probably slightly blasphemous that I have written about them in the same post. But now that I've drawn your attention to that sad fact, I ask your forgiveness.


Proposition 8 is the marriage ammendment act that is currently on the November ballot in the state of California. It would restore traditional marriage to "only be between man and woman."


Before reading further, consider that the following websites and articles have much more credibility than I and probably help illuminate the issue more than I can:


http://www.preservingmarriage.org/
http://www.protectmarriage.com
http://www.whatisprop8.com/


Opponents of the proposition argue that this ballot is discriminatory and intolerant. I don't feel that it is. To me, and to millions across the globe of various creed and religion, marriage is a sacred institution designed for the forming of families and raising children. Marriage has become secularized in many ways greatly because of the great service it provides as the fundamental building block of society for the past thousands of years. This social convenience, however, does not leave marriage open to be definitively changed by those who do not subscribe to it or believe in it as a religious rite.


Part of what makes America great is its roots in religious freedom. This is the great nation to which the pilgrims came primarily for freedom for religious oppression, from being forced to believe in the Church of England. While I would never force someone to believe what I believe, the courts are seeking to force their agenda upon fundamental religious beliefs. The judicial system has absolutely no right to dictate what marriage is and doing so greatly impinges on religious freedoms and essentially forces religions to either similarly change their doctrines or else be labeled with bigotry and discrimination. It forces children to grow up in a world where homosexuality is sanctioned and religious freedom denied. For those that think merely changing the definition of a word has no religious ramifications, consider Massachusetts, where the Catholic church was forced to choose between placing children in homosexual families, despite their religious beliefs in heterosexual marriage and family, or shutting their doors. They are no longer in operation.


A word on tolerance. I find it to be a very severe word when applied to how we treat others in the human family. Do I think that we should have tolerance for homosexuals? We should, in fact, have much more than tolerance. To merely tolerate someone seems to be somewhat of a travesty. There are many friends in the gay community that I know and love and that deserve to be respected and honored for their friendship and their contributions. We certainly can all live and work together, regardless of any differences of opinions or beliefs. But to be forced to subscribe to something that is against my fundamental conviction that marriage between a man and woman is divinely instituted and that children deserve to have a mother and a father, to me, devastates the religious freedom that originally made this country great.

Monday, September 22, 2008

Why Celebrities are Adorable

I work in a facility that shall remain unnamed in a city that shall remained unnamed in a state that shall remain unnamed. All of these must remain unnamed to comply with HIPPA, the policy that maintains the privacy of patients. I am compliant. But I must say, that in my experiences working in these unnamed places, I have heard tell of many stories of celebrities who may or may not have passed through. These stories are highly entertaining and usually entail some amount of ludicrous demands or unbecoming behavior from adults who feel that they are above certain social codes. Last week I had the pleasure of witnessing one of these celebrity encounters first hand. Let me tell you, this person was just adorable! And here is why:

First off, babies are adorable. I don't think anybody would disagree with me. Even if the baby is not aesthetically pleasing or turns out to be rather colicky and disagreeable, we still find the little chubs adorable and endearing and all things sugary and sweet. Some babies have their moments, but we love them anyway. When they are hungry they tend to scream, but this is understandable. They don't really have a better way of communicating. They can be a little demanding to their caregiver, but after all, babies require lots of TLC. When they behave well, babies get rewarded. Especially when they enter toddlerdom, we bribe them to sit still and mind their manners, and then we give them chocolate and candy. And even when babies make no sense, we still admire them and project that they will be very intellegent and adroit at many things when they come of age.

Turns out, celebrities are just like babies!

Even when they turn out to be rather colicky and disagreeable, we still find them laudable. Sometimes they have their "moments" but we love them anyway. This celebrity I met did in fact scream out and scare nearby patients with her/his demands, but maybe (s)he didn't have a better way of communicating the fact that (s)he felt cold. (S)he was very demanding to the nurse, but after all, celebrities require lots of TLC. They would feel lost and alone with out extra bouts of TLC. When this patient did what every other patient did, and woke up from anesthesia, (s)he got chocolate cake instead of the usual sip of water or apple juice. Bribery works at all ages. And even when this celebrity left us with ludicrous political advice and prophesies, we still nodded admiringly and projected that if it appears in People, it must be true.


Celebrities. How adorable.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

25 and Underage.

Yesterday a 48 year old man asked me out. 48. He is precisely 2 years and 1 month younger than my father (yes, I know his date of birth). Maybe this happens to innocent unsuspecting girls all the time, but whhhhaaaat the...severely unacceptable. A couple of weeks ago an approximately 38 year old man asked me out. Just when I thought it couldn't get more inappropriate. Anyway, that's all. I just thought those of you in Utah should understand the travails of living in California. And don't worry. I stayed safely home in my apartment playing Ticket to Ride instead of accepting said offers.

On a lighter note I had the best 25th birthday party ever! In no particular order it involved a purple elephant gift exchange, night games, a pinata, and cake. Pretty much all anybody could ever require for a major life event. So thank you to everybody who took part!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Welcome to the Land of the Free, Home of the Brave

Lake Powell is the greatest place on earth. You may not believe me, but also, you may not have been there. Miles of perfection stretched out under the hot sun, surrounded by magestic red rocks and steeped in family tradition. Why do I love Lake Powell so much? Oh, I don't know...

One of the top draws is Ultimate tubing. I believe what you're about to witness is Team Beta. It's hard to tell how fast we actually are moving. At least, we like to think that we're moving really fast and performing unthinkable feats. Basically it's 5 tubes, around 7 players at a time, endless jumping, leaping, switching tubes, hanging on for dear life, and trying to prevent good 'ole dad from knocking us all off. If you challenge him you'll probably hurt worse the next day. When you fall off (because you WILL fall off) the boat doesn't stop. We just leave your little head bobbing in the vast lake until a sea-doo comes to fetch you. Ultimate is the only word that describes it. I highly recommend such an activity.

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Another draw is the family. They are a dedicated bunch. Here's Kristen, dad and I posing after the Homemade Houseboat Olympics Awards Ceremony, brought to you by the moms of the Houseboat. Well done moms.


We are blessed to have good friends join us every year. Good friends make the world go round. I wish I could get the whole bunch in one shot. But we were never that organized. Here are 4/5th's of the 2008 crew.

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I have decided that this should be a 2 part post. It might get too long and my gushing might get annoying, so I'll write more later. Probably tomorrow. If your appetite for Lake Powell charms is not yet satiated, Marilyn has a great album on her blog at http://robandmare.blogspot.com/2008/08/lake-powell-2008.html. Marilyn's the best.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

Summer Vacation

I went on a great little trip last week to Big Bear with some friends from the Provo days. I would blog all about, but luckily Mehgan, who was also a participant, already blogged all about it! Now I don't have to! Perfect. Here's the site.

And here's a little teaser...